Mat Dekh hasina muje tu yu “Haste-Haste”Mere kamine Dosto ne dekh liya to kahenge “Bhabhi Namastey-Namastey” ??
Dunia me SirF 2 Chize hi MasHoor Hai,Mera Style OR Mere GF Ki SmiLe….
Teri Pic dekh kar Zamana Ruk Jata hai,Par meri Pic dekh kar Zamana Jhuk jata hai!!
Dil Te Lagi Sat da Te Vigde Hoye Sau JAtt da . . Beeba Ilaaz Koi Na..!!
!Shukar MaaN Ke Maine tere se kabi ‘Mulaakat’ Nhi Ki, WarNaa Tere DiL Ko to TerE KhilaaF Krr DeTa….
लड़की की Hansi और कुत्ते की Khamosi पर कभी भरोसा नहीं करना चाहिए..!!
Dekh Bhai…! #Status मत देख!!!कुछ नहीं मिलेगा,,
Attitude की बात मत कर… वो तो बचपन से है..पैदा हुआ तो 2 साल तक किसी से बात नहीं की.!!
Mai apne ghar ke sanskaro ko manta hu ,warna tujhe kab ki teri aukaT dikha di hoTi!!..
Pasand aaya to Dil me rakhta hu, Nahi to to Dimag me bhi nhi.”
Desi jeha Jatt c brandy ho gya _Tere piche lag ke trendy ho gya..!!!
AττiTυdΣ तो अपना भी खतरनाक है ,जिसे भुला दिया SO भुला दिया,फिर एक ही शब्द याद रहता है,Wнo are U ?
Attitude Whatsapp Status in English
If u think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I’m the worst.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me coz it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
If you don’t like my attitude then stop talking to me.
My attitude based on how u treat me.
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT. !!
Please don’t get confused between my personality and my attitude.
Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.
I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.
My attitude is based on how you treat me.
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.
When I’m good I’m best , when I’m bad I’m worst.
I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room.
Life will give u exactly what you need, not what you want.
Yeah U – The one reading my status, Get Lost!
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you cant go anywhere until you change it.
Enjoy life. It comes with expiry date.
“Mene bhi badal diye apne zindagi ke ausul,Ab jo yaad karega woh yaad rahega..!!
“Na Jaane Kyun Aapko Dekthe Hi Hum Khamosh Ho Gaye
Log kehte hai ki mohabbat ek bar hoti hain, Lekin me jb jb use dekhu mujhe hr bar hoti h
Aisa nahi hai ki main tere bina jee nahi sakta, sach to yeh hai ki main tere bina jeena nahi chahata.
Jiski sazaa sirf tum ho, Mujhe aisa koi gunaah karna hain…..!
Hum na Badlenge Waqt ki raftar ke saath,Jab bhi milenge Andaaz purana Hoga
Hamari to duaa hai koi gila nahi,Wo Phool jo aaj tak khila nahi,Khuda kare aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuchh mile,Jo aaj tak kisi ko kabhi mila nahi.
Jiske pass samay rehta hai to use samajh nahi rehta,Aur jab uske pass samajh aa jati hai tab uske pas samay nahi bachta.
तुमको मेरे जैसे बहुत मिलेंगे, पर याद रखना उन सब में मैं कभी नहीं मिलूँगा
इतनी शिकायतें, इतनी शर्तें, इतनी पाबंदियाँ….. तुमने मोहब्बत की है या सौदा
किसी को चाह कर छोड़ देना कोई बड़ी बात नहीं, किसी को छोड़ कर भी चाहो तो पता चले इश्क़ किसे कहते हैं
इतना तो मैं समझ गयी थी उसको, वो जा रहा था और मैं हैरान भी ना थी
सोचा था बहुत टूट कर चाहेंगे, चाहा भी हमने और टूटे भी हम ह
You don’t even have to be crazy to be with me, I’ll just teach you how!
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has lots of money.
Love means two minds without a single thought.
“I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.”
“Every moment I spend with you is like a beautiful dream come true.”
“I don’t like waiting, I’m so impatient. But I’ll wait forever, as long as I end up with u.”
“There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love You.”
Love is the only thing that controls every single emotion you have.
I can make one promise to you: I will always love you more than any other person who enters your life.
Never make a permanent decision because of your temporary emotions.
If our love is true, it will always find a way.
I don’t cry because I’m weak. I cry because I’ve been strong for so long.
The one emotion that can break your heart into a million pieces is the same emotion that glue the pieces back together.
One of the greatest challenges in life is removing someone you used to love from your heart.
If you will only love me in my dreams, then I pray I never wake.
When You Are Crying.!! Think About Her And You Smile..
Love never fails and when it fails in life, then
Love is precious if your love is your family.
I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all once…
We loved with a love that was more than love.
Love conquers all.
Love is real, real is love.
We accept the love we think we deserve.
Come live in my heart and pay no rent.
We were together. I forget the rest.
Love is the greatest refreshment in life.
There is no remedy for love but to love more.
Love is a great beautifier.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Life is Good = No jealousy + No worries + No doubts = True Love
Love me or hate me I’m still going to shine everywhere
In life I need only you...
वो कहने लगी नकाब में भी पहचान लेते हो… हजारों के बीच… मेंने मुस्करा के कहा तेरी आँखों से ही शुरू हुआ था “इश्क” हज़ारों के बीच…
सुनो ! तुम कर लो नजरंदाज अपने हिसाब से…हम तो मोहब्बत बेहिसाब ही करेंगे…..
कौन कहता है क़ि चाँद तारे तोड़ लाना ज़रूरी है…..दिल को छू जाए प्यार से दो लफ्ज़, वही काफ़ी है…!!
The most painful memory is that.. when I walked away and you let me go.
#Never put your happiness in someone else’s hands. #
“Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make u cry.”
Auron se to umeed ka rishta bhi nahi tha.,Tum itne badal jaoge socha bi nai tha..
Forgive me 4 my mistakes, I’m still a kid learning the responsibility of being an adult..
“Every time I start trusting someone,they show me why I shouldn’t.
I fell for you, but u didn’t catch me ,,
No matter how much u have hurt me, I still pray for you every night.
Yesterday I was sad, today i’m happy, yesterday i had a problem, today i still have the same problem..
I don’t have a lot of friends#, I just know a lot of people.
बारिश K बाद तार पर टंगी आख़री बूंद से पूछना, क्या होता है अकेलापन
When u love someone, even though they hurt u nd break your heart, u still love them with all the little pieces!
It’s easy to cry when u realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.
My silence is just another word for pain
Its better to be lonely then, to be played by Bad people.
Pain is the only thing that’s telling me I am still alive
Fikr toh teri aaj bhi karte hain, Bas jikar karne ka hak nahi raha
Did I change or did u just stop loving me.
I just want to fall asleep until I don’t miss you anymore.Loneliness doesn’t KILL, but sometimes I wish it DID.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Life goes on with or without you!
When You Sit Alone …You Sit With Your Past …
I close my eyes and dream of a time when I wasn’t all alone.
I have to cut because it’s the only way I can smile.
Sometimes it’s better to be Alone…Nobody can hurt you.
The deepest people are the ones who’ve been hurt the most.
Why does life keeps teaching me lessons that I’ve no desire to learn?
It’s better to be lonely than to be played by wrong people.
I am not happy without you in Life.
One morning you wake up afraid to live.
The CURE for anything is salt WATER – Sweat, Tear, or the SEA.
I hate it when crying is the only way to feel better.
Everybody knows that something’s wrong but nobody knows that what’s going on.
Sometimes the person you trust most is the one who trusts you the least.
एक खेल रत्न उसको भी दे दो ,बड़ा अच्छा खेलती है वो दिल से
प्यार भी हम करें, इन्तजार भी हम, जताये भी हम और रोयें भी हम.!!
कौन कहता है की सिर्फ चोट ही दर्द देता है असली दर्द मुझे तब होता Hai जब तू online आके भी Reply नहीं देती
तेरी मोहब्बत को कभी खेल नहीं समझा , वरना खेल तो इतने खेले है मैंने कि कभी भी हारा नहीं
महफूज़ हैं तेरे प्यार के नगमे इस दिल में , जब मन करे तो दरवाज़ा खटखटा देना
मालूम था मुझे वो न मेरी थी, न कभी होगी बस एक शौक था उसके पीछे जिन्दगी बर्बाद करने का
तुम अपने ज़ुल्म की इन्तेहाँ कर दो, फिर कोई हम सा बेजुबां मिले ना मिले
कौन पूरी तरह काबिल है , कौन पूरी तरह पूरा है , हर एक शख्स कहीं ना कहीं किसी जगह से अधूरा है
वो भी एक ज़माना था , जब तेरे मुँह से किसी और का नाम सुनना भी बर्दाश्त नहीं होता था , ये भी एक ज़माना है , जब तुझे किसी और के साथ बर्दाश्त कर रहे है
किसीके अच्छाई का इतना भी फायदा मत उठाओ,,K वो बुरा बनने के लिये मजबुर बन जाये
दिल तो करता हैं की रूठ जाऊँ कभी बच्चों की तरह फिर सोचता हूँ कि मनाएगा कौन….?
कैसे करूँ मैं साबित…कि तुम याद बहुत आते हो…एहसास तुम समझते नही…और अदाएं हमे आती नहीं
WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
Status under construction.
Take Life, one cup at a time!
One more password got married…!
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.
Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday????
Love Whatsapp Status in Hindi
“Na Jaane Kyun Aapko Dekthe Hi Hum Khamosh Ho Gaye
Log kehte hai ki mohabbat ek bar hoti hain, Lekin me jb jb use dekhu mujhe hr bar hoti h
Aisa nahi hai ki main tere bina jee nahi sakta, sach to yeh hai ki main tere bina jeena nahi chahata.
Jiski sazaa sirf tum ho, Mujhe aisa koi gunaah karna hain…..!
Hum na Badlenge Waqt ki raftar ke saath,Jab bhi milenge Andaaz purana Hoga
Hamari to duaa hai koi gila nahi,Wo Phool jo aaj tak khila nahi,Khuda kare aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuchh mile,Jo aaj tak kisi ko kabhi mila nahi.
Jiske pass samay rehta hai to use samajh nahi rehta,Aur jab uske pass samajh aa jati hai tab uske pas samay nahi bachta.
तुमको मेरे जैसे बहुत मिलेंगे, पर याद रखना उन सब में मैं कभी नहीं मिलूँगा
इतनी शिकायतें, इतनी शर्तें, इतनी पाबंदियाँ….. तुमने मोहब्बत की है या सौदा
किसी को चाह कर छोड़ देना कोई बड़ी बात नहीं, किसी को छोड़ कर भी चाहो तो पता चले इश्क़ किसे कहते हैं
इतना तो मैं समझ गयी थी उसको, वो जा रहा था और मैं हैरान भी ना थी
सोचा था बहुत टूट कर चाहेंगे, चाहा भी हमने और टूटे भी हम ह
Love Whatsapp Status in English
You don’t even have to be crazy to be with me, I’ll just teach you how!
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has lots of money.
Love means two minds without a single thought.
“I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.”
“Every moment I spend with you is like a beautiful dream come true.”
“I don’t like waiting, I’m so impatient. But I’ll wait forever, as long as I end up with u.”
“There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love You.”
Love is the only thing that controls every single emotion you have.
I can make one promise to you: I will always love you more than any other person who enters your life.
Never make a permanent decision because of your temporary emotions.
If our love is true, it will always find a way.
I don’t cry because I’m weak. I cry because I’ve been strong for so long.
The one emotion that can break your heart into a million pieces is the same emotion that glue the pieces back together.
One of the greatest challenges in life is removing someone you used to love from your heart.
If you will only love me in my dreams, then I pray I never wake.
When You Are Crying.!! Think About Her And You Smile..
Love never fails and when it fails in life, then
Love is precious if your love is your family.
I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all once…
We loved with a love that was more than love.
Love conquers all.
Love is real, real is love.
We accept the love we think we deserve.
Come live in my heart and pay no rent.
We were together. I forget the rest.
Love is the greatest refreshment in life.
There is no remedy for love but to love more.
Love is a great beautifier.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Life is Good = No jealousy + No worries + No doubts = True Love
Love me or hate me I’m still going to shine everywhere
In life I need only you...
Romantic Whatsapp Status in Hindi
वो कहने लगी नकाब में भी पहचान लेते हो… हजारों के बीच… मेंने मुस्करा के कहा तेरी आँखों से ही शुरू हुआ था “इश्क” हज़ारों के बीच…
सुनो ! तुम कर लो नजरंदाज अपने हिसाब से…हम तो मोहब्बत बेहिसाब ही करेंगे…..
मरने के लिए वजह बहोत सारी हैं…जीने के लिए सिर्फ ” तू “….
कौन कहता है क़ि चाँद तारे तोड़ लाना ज़रूरी है…..दिल को छू जाए प्यार से दो लफ्ज़, वही काफ़ी है…!!
उनकी चाल ही काफी थी इस दिल के होश उड़ाने के लिए, …अब तो हद हो गई जब से वो पाँव में पायल पहनने लगे…
मोहब्बत किससे और कब हो जाये अदांजा नहीं होता. ये वो घर है, जिसका दरवाजा नहीं होता.
धड़कनों को भी रास्ता दे दीजिये हुजूर,आप तो पूरे दिल पर कब्जा किये बैठे है
कोई मुक़दमा ही कर दो हमारे सनम पर,कम से कम हर पेशी पर दीदार तो हो जायेगा
वो क़ातिल तो नहीं है फिर भी लगता है जान ले गयी मेरी
तुमसे बात नहीं होती तो दिल बहुत उदास हो जाता है
ज़रा ज़रा सी बात पर तकरार करने लगा है , लगता है वो शख्स मुझसे बेइंतेहा प्यार करने लगा है
Sad Whatsapp Status in English
The most painful memory is that.. when I walked away and you let me go.
#Never put your happiness in someone else’s hands. #
“Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make u cry.”
Auron se to umeed ka rishta bhi nahi tha.,Tum itne badal jaoge socha bi nai tha..
Forgive me 4 my mistakes, I’m still a kid learning the responsibility of being an adult..
“Every time I start trusting someone,they show me why I shouldn’t.
I fell for you, but u didn’t catch me ,,
No matter how much u have hurt me, I still pray for you every night.
Yesterday I was sad, today i’m happy, yesterday i had a problem, today i still have the same problem..
I don’t have a lot of friends#, I just know a lot of people.
बारिश K बाद तार पर टंगी आख़री बूंद से पूछना, क्या होता है अकेलापन
When u love someone, even though they hurt u nd break your heart, u still love them with all the little pieces!
It’s easy to cry when u realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.
My silence is just another word for pain
Its better to be lonely then, to be played by Bad people.
Pain is the only thing that’s telling me I am still alive
Fikr toh teri aaj bhi karte hain, Bas jikar karne ka hak nahi raha
Did I change or did u just stop loving me.
I just want to fall asleep until I don’t miss you anymore.Loneliness doesn’t KILL, but sometimes I wish it DID.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Life goes on with or without you!
When You Sit Alone …You Sit With Your Past …
I close my eyes and dream of a time when I wasn’t all alone.
I have to cut because it’s the only way I can smile.
Sometimes it’s better to be Alone…Nobody can hurt you.
The deepest people are the ones who’ve been hurt the most.
Why does life keeps teaching me lessons that I’ve no desire to learn?
It’s better to be lonely than to be played by wrong people.
I am not happy without you in Life.
One morning you wake up afraid to live.
The CURE for anything is salt WATER – Sweat, Tear, or the SEA.
I hate it when crying is the only way to feel better.
Everybody knows that something’s wrong but nobody knows that what’s going on.
Sometimes the person you trust most is the one who trusts you the least.
Sad Whatsapp Status in Hindi
एक खेल रत्न उसको भी दे दो ,बड़ा अच्छा खेलती है वो दिल से
प्यार भी हम करें, इन्तजार भी हम, जताये भी हम और रोयें भी हम.!!
कौन कहता है की सिर्फ चोट ही दर्द देता है असली दर्द मुझे तब होता Hai जब तू online आके भी Reply नहीं देती
तेरी मोहब्बत को कभी खेल नहीं समझा , वरना खेल तो इतने खेले है मैंने कि कभी भी हारा नहीं
महफूज़ हैं तेरे प्यार के नगमे इस दिल में , जब मन करे तो दरवाज़ा खटखटा देना
मालूम था मुझे वो न मेरी थी, न कभी होगी बस एक शौक था उसके पीछे जिन्दगी बर्बाद करने का
तुम अपने ज़ुल्म की इन्तेहाँ कर दो, फिर कोई हम सा बेजुबां मिले ना मिले
कौन पूरी तरह काबिल है , कौन पूरी तरह पूरा है , हर एक शख्स कहीं ना कहीं किसी जगह से अधूरा है
वो भी एक ज़माना था , जब तेरे मुँह से किसी और का नाम सुनना भी बर्दाश्त नहीं होता था , ये भी एक ज़माना है , जब तुझे किसी और के साथ बर्दाश्त कर रहे है
किसीके अच्छाई का इतना भी फायदा मत उठाओ,,K वो बुरा बनने के लिये मजबुर बन जाये
दिल तो करता हैं की रूठ जाऊँ कभी बच्चों की तरह फिर सोचता हूँ कि मनाएगा कौन….?
कैसे करूँ मैं साबित…कि तुम याद बहुत आते हो…एहसास तुम समझते नही…और अदाएं हमे आती नहीं
Funny Whatsapp Status in English
WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
Status under construction.
Take Life, one cup at a time!
One more password got married…!
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.
Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday????
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