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Husband Wife Jokes In Hindi
Wife- Batao Wo Kon Si Cheej Hai Jo Tum Roj Dekhte Ho Par Kabhi Tod Nahi Sakte.?
Husband- Rahne Do Me Nahi Bataunga.
Wife- Batao Na Please...
Husband- Tera Munh.
2.Pati- Daru Peekar Raat Ko Late Ghar Aata Hai.
Patni- Haath Me Chhadu Liye Samne Khadi Dhikti Hai.
Pati- Kitna Kaam Karegi Tu Raat..
Ke 2 Bje Hai Sona Nahi Hai Kya....?
3.Husband Wife Me Ladai Ho Gayi. Husband Ghar Se Chala Gaya
Husband- Raat Ko Khane Me Kya Hai.
Wife- Zeher.
Husband- Me Late Se Aaunga Tum Kha Kar So Jana.
4.Patni- Me Tumhari Zindgi Ki Kitab (Book) Hu..
Pati-Bas Yahi To Afsos Hai.Calendar Hoti
To Har Saal Change To Kar Leta....
5.Patni Ko Begum Kyon Kahte Hai.?
Ans.- Kyonki Shadi Ke Baad Sare Gum To
HusbandKe Hisse Me Aate Hai.
Aur Biwi Be-Gum Ho Jati Hai.....
6.3 Sharabi Aapas Me Baat Kar Rahe The Ki Kon Apni
Patni Ko Kitna Control Me Rakhta Hai.
Unme Teesra(3) Chup Tha.
2no Ne Puchha Kya Huaa.?
3 Bola Kaal Hi Meri Patni Ghutno Ke Bal Mere Pas Aayi...
2no Ne Wah Sabas...
3 Aur Mujhe Boli Mard Ho To Bed Ke Neeche Se Niklo.
Husband- Rahne Do Me Nahi Bataunga.
Wife- Batao Na Please...
Husband- Tera Munh.
2.Pati- Daru Peekar Raat Ko Late Ghar Aata Hai.
Patni- Haath Me Chhadu Liye Samne Khadi Dhikti Hai.
Pati- Kitna Kaam Karegi Tu Raat..
Ke 2 Bje Hai Sona Nahi Hai Kya....?
3.Husband Wife Me Ladai Ho Gayi. Husband Ghar Se Chala Gaya
Husband- Raat Ko Khane Me Kya Hai.
Wife- Zeher.
Husband- Me Late Se Aaunga Tum Kha Kar So Jana.
4.Patni- Me Tumhari Zindgi Ki Kitab (Book) Hu..
Pati-Bas Yahi To Afsos Hai.Calendar Hoti
To Har Saal Change To Kar Leta....
5.Patni Ko Begum Kyon Kahte Hai.?
Ans.- Kyonki Shadi Ke Baad Sare Gum To
HusbandKe Hisse Me Aate Hai.
Aur Biwi Be-Gum Ho Jati Hai.....
6.3 Sharabi Aapas Me Baat Kar Rahe The Ki Kon Apni
Patni Ko Kitna Control Me Rakhta Hai.
Unme Teesra(3) Chup Tha.
2no Ne Puchha Kya Huaa.?
3 Bola Kaal Hi Meri Patni Ghutno Ke Bal Mere Pas Aayi...
2no Ne Wah Sabas...
3 Aur Mujhe Boli Mard Ho To Bed Ke Neeche Se Niklo.
Husband Wife Sms In Hindi
7.Ek Aadmi Aadi Raat Ko Moti Wife Se Bola Ke
Sisak Sisak Ke Marna Theek Hai Ya Ek Dum Se.
Wife- Ek Dum Se.
Aadmi- To Apni Dusree Tang Bhi Mujh Par Rakh Do.
8.Ramlal- Yaar Teri Biwi Mar Gayi To Tune Saali Se Shadi Kyo Ki, Kisi
Aur Se Kar Leta.
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Shyamlal- Yaar Ab Nayi Saas Ko Jhelne Ki Himmat Nahi Rahi.
9.Santa Or Uski Patni Mandir Gaye Mandir Me.
Santa- Tumne Kya Manga.?
Patni- Ki Me Or Aap Saat Janam Tak Sath Rahe.
Patni- Or Aapne.
Santa- Ye Mera Saatwa Janam Ho.
10.Wife- Khaas Tum Koi Aise Sms Hote Jise Me Poori
Zindgi Bhar Save Karke Rakhti.
Husband- Khaas Tum Aaisi Ringtone Hoti Jise Me
Har Hafte Change Karta Rahta.
Sisak Sisak Ke Marna Theek Hai Ya Ek Dum Se.
Wife- Ek Dum Se.
Aadmi- To Apni Dusree Tang Bhi Mujh Par Rakh Do.
8.Ramlal- Yaar Teri Biwi Mar Gayi To Tune Saali Se Shadi Kyo Ki, Kisi
Aur Se Kar Leta.
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Shyamlal- Yaar Ab Nayi Saas Ko Jhelne Ki Himmat Nahi Rahi.
9.Santa Or Uski Patni Mandir Gaye Mandir Me.
Santa- Tumne Kya Manga.?
Patni- Ki Me Or Aap Saat Janam Tak Sath Rahe.
Patni- Or Aapne.
Santa- Ye Mera Saatwa Janam Ho.
10.Wife- Khaas Tum Koi Aise Sms Hote Jise Me Poori
Zindgi Bhar Save Karke Rakhti.
Husband- Khaas Tum Aaisi Ringtone Hoti Jise Me
Har Hafte Change Karta Rahta.
Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes In Hindi
11. Boyfriend- Aapki Sandle Bahut Achhi Hai.
Girlfriend- Haa Hai Utaroon Kya.?
Boyfriend- Chal Pagli Isase Achhi To Tumhari Jeans Hai.
12.Girl- Pta Hai Me Tumhe Jan Kyo Kahti Hu.
Boy- Kyo?
Girl- Hanskar Boli Kyoki Janvar Kahna Lamba Ho Jata Hai.
13.Girl- Hello Janu Tumhari Yaad Aa Rahi Thi.
Boy- Abhi Salary Nahi Aayi Hai Meri Yaar.
Girl- Achha Chalo Ab Mummy Aa Gayi. Baay....
14.Boy And Girl On Facebook
Ladka- Hello..
Ladki- Hiii.
Ladka- What's Your Name.?
Ladki- Palak And Your.?
Ladka- Paneer.
15.Ramlal Me Tumse Bahut Pyar Karta HU Komal..
Me Tumhare Bina Nahi Rah Sakta.
Komal- Roti Huyi Par Mere Papa Pyar Vyar KO Pasand
Nahi karte Hai.
Ramlal- Mene Tumhare Papa Se Pyar Karne Ko Kab Kha.?
Girlfriend Boyfriend Sms In Hindi
16.Dil Me Chhipee Yaadon Se Sawaru Tujhe,
Tu Dekhe To Meri Aankho Me Utaru Tujhe,
Tere Naam Ko Mere Labo Pe Aise Sajaya Hai,
So Bhi Jaau To Khawbo Me Pukara Hai Tujhe...!
17.Girl Perfume Lga Kar Bus Me Chadi.
Boy Ne Comment Pass Kiya:
Boy- Aaj Kal Finayal Ka Use Jyada Hi Hone Lga Hai.
Girl- Fir Bhi Cockroch Pichha Nahi Chodte.
18.Mere Wajood Me Khaas Tu Utar Jaye,
Me Dekhu Aaina Bhi To Tu Nazar Aaye,
Tu Ho Samne To Ye Waqt Hi Thehar Jaye,
Ye Zindagi Tujhe Dekhte Huye Guzar Jaye...!
19.Usko Mere Wado Ka Aitbaar Tha,
Dil Me Uske Bhi Bahut Pyar Tha,
Chod Diya Usane Beech Safar Me Mera Hath,
Shayad Use Kinare Par Kisi AurKa Intzar Tha.
Tu Dekhe To Meri Aankho Me Utaru Tujhe,
Tere Naam Ko Mere Labo Pe Aise Sajaya Hai,
So Bhi Jaau To Khawbo Me Pukara Hai Tujhe...!
17.Girl Perfume Lga Kar Bus Me Chadi.
Boy Ne Comment Pass Kiya:
Boy- Aaj Kal Finayal Ka Use Jyada Hi Hone Lga Hai.
Girl- Fir Bhi Cockroch Pichha Nahi Chodte.
18.Mere Wajood Me Khaas Tu Utar Jaye,
Me Dekhu Aaina Bhi To Tu Nazar Aaye,
Tu Ho Samne To Ye Waqt Hi Thehar Jaye,
Ye Zindagi Tujhe Dekhte Huye Guzar Jaye...!
19.Usko Mere Wado Ka Aitbaar Tha,
Dil Me Uske Bhi Bahut Pyar Tha,
Chod Diya Usane Beech Safar Me Mera Hath,
Shayad Use Kinare Par Kisi AurKa Intzar Tha.
20.Aapke Aane Se Zindgi Kitni Khubsurat Hai,
Dil Me Basi Hai Jo Aapki Hi Surat Hai,
Kabhi Door Jana Nahi Humse Bhulkar Bhi,
Hume Har Kadam Par Aapki Zarurat Hai..!!!
21.Mera Vada Hai Ye Tumse Ki Tumhe Itna Pyar Dunga,
Ki Duniya Me Kahi Se Bhi Mohbbat Ke Hawale Se,
Jo Baat Niklegi Humara Naam Jaroor Aayega...!!
Dil Me Basi Hai Jo Aapki Hi Surat Hai,
Kabhi Door Jana Nahi Humse Bhulkar Bhi,
Hume Har Kadam Par Aapki Zarurat Hai..!!!
21.Mera Vada Hai Ye Tumse Ki Tumhe Itna Pyar Dunga,
Ki Duniya Me Kahi Se Bhi Mohbbat Ke Hawale Se,
Jo Baat Niklegi Humara Naam Jaroor Aayega...!!
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