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Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.
The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
You know its true,Everything i do,Because i do it for you.
Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
प्यार ऐसे आलसी इन्सान से करो जो छोड़ कर जाने की सोच से ही थक जाये
Dear problems… Please give me some discount… I am your regular customer.
Every time you texts me my cheeks hurt! I guess I smile too big.
People with status don’t need status.
I mean, funny like I’m a clown? Do I amuse you?
True love doesn’t have a happy ending. It has no end.
Be Warned : I’M Bored. This Could Get Dangerous.
If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
Status under construction.
Meri Soch aur Meri Pahechaan next level hai aur mera attitude bhi
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.
There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love You.
Show me, don’t tell me.
I only need 3 things in life: Food, WiFi, Sleep 🙂I don’t understand why life keeps trying to teach me lessons I don’t want to learn.
My Mom Said ” Follow Your Dreams “, So I Went Back To Bed.
I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it once 😉
Every time i see you i fall in love all over again so keep loving.
Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
Always Give 100%, Unless You’re Donating Blood.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
One Boy- Thousand Feelings
You are what you love not love who loves you.
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
I’ll never forget the first time I saw you.
That Moment When You Miss One Step On The Stairs & You Think You’Re About To Die.
I have a new theory in life…what other people think of me is truly none of my business!
Maana ki teri ek aawaj se bhid ho jati hai, Lekin hum bhi kuch kam nhi, Hmari ek aawaj se puri bhid bikhar jati hai.
I am not single, I’m just Romantically Challenged.
You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it.
My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.
I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.
Attitude is like underwear, Don’t show it just wore it.
No. I Am Not Single. I Am In A Long Distance Relationship Because My Future Boyfriend Lives In Future.
Whatsapp creators are damn imaginative. They have made sure that ladies chat and there’s no noise also!
Sorry, I can’t go to work tomorrow, I fractured my motivation.
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them is wearing pants?
What others think of me is none of my business.
People Often Say Laughter Is The Best Medicine, But They Neglect To Mention That An Overdose Can Cause One’S Ass Too Fall Off.
SILENCE IS THE MOST POWERFUL SCREAM.
I don’t need the Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
Dear haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient.
We are WTF generation… WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook.
Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.
Whenever I see any Funny Quotes, i always share that with my friends and if it's a love quotesthen i send it to lovely people.. but wait, what about a quote that is funny and romantic as well... hehe to whom you gonna share with?? Friends? Lover? why not both :p share these most beautiful quotes about love for whatsapp status with your lovely friends and your lovers, i'm sure they gonna enjoy it. You can also set them as your whatsapp status and set them on fb stories. Caring Status for 2 Sisters, Romantic Status for Husband. You can also post them on fb and tag your friends or directly send to your friends through whatsapp and fb messenger.
The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
You know its true,Everything i do,Because i do it for you.
Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
प्यार ऐसे आलसी इन्सान से करो जो छोड़ कर जाने की सोच से ही थक जाये
Dear problems… Please give me some discount… I am your regular customer.
Funny Quotes About Love For Whatsapp
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!Every time you texts me my cheeks hurt! I guess I smile too big.
People with status don’t need status.
I mean, funny like I’m a clown? Do I amuse you?
True love doesn’t have a happy ending. It has no end.
Be Warned : I’M Bored. This Could Get Dangerous.
If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
Status under construction.
Meri Soch aur Meri Pahechaan next level hai aur mera attitude bhi
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.
There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love You.
Show me, don’t tell me.
I only need 3 things in life: Food, WiFi, Sleep 🙂I don’t understand why life keeps trying to teach me lessons I don’t want to learn.
My Mom Said ” Follow Your Dreams “, So I Went Back To Bed.
I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it once 😉
Every time i see you i fall in love all over again so keep loving.
Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
Always Give 100%, Unless You’re Donating Blood.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
One Boy- Thousand Feelings
You are what you love not love who loves you.
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
I’ll never forget the first time I saw you.
That Moment When You Miss One Step On The Stairs & You Think You’Re About To Die.
I have a new theory in life…what other people think of me is truly none of my business!
Maana ki teri ek aawaj se bhid ho jati hai, Lekin hum bhi kuch kam nhi, Hmari ek aawaj se puri bhid bikhar jati hai.
I am not single, I’m just Romantically Challenged.
You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it.
My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.
I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.
Attitude is like underwear, Don’t show it just wore it.
No. I Am Not Single. I Am In A Long Distance Relationship Because My Future Boyfriend Lives In Future.
Whatsapp creators are damn imaginative. They have made sure that ladies chat and there’s no noise also!
Sorry, I can’t go to work tomorrow, I fractured my motivation.
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them is wearing pants?
What others think of me is none of my business.
People Often Say Laughter Is The Best Medicine, But They Neglect To Mention That An Overdose Can Cause One’S Ass Too Fall Off.
SILENCE IS THE MOST POWERFUL SCREAM.
I don’t need the Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
Dear haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient.
We are WTF generation… WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook.
Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.
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